AVATAR INTERVIEWS (KATARA)
3.......2.......ROLLING!!!!

host: ok and we're back and we have Water Tribe's own Katara!

Audience: *claps*

Jet: *wolf whistles*

Katara: *glares*

Jet: *slumps in seat*

host: ok. first question, did you like your date with Zuko? and what did you do after you left?


Katara: NO! HE'S A FREAKING ASS HOLE!!!!

host: ok. next question, do you like Jet?

Katara: *blush out of anger and guilt* NO!

Jet: why?!!! What did I ever do?!


Katara: you cheated on me with that skank over there!! *points to Ty Lee*

Ty Lee: You were two timing me with that?!

Katara: Excuse me?! I know you just didn't girlfriend!

Ty Lee: Oh Yes I DID!

Katara: bring it! *provokes*

Ty Lee: You bring it!!

host: JUST ROLL THA DAMN FOOTAGE!!

*Footage Rolling*


Katara: So.... What do you like to do for fun?

Zuko: Nothing.

Katara: ok. *Eats soup*

Zuko: What do you like to do for fun?

Katara: Well... Alot of things. Waterbend, Dance, and listen to my Jesse McCartney Cds.

Zuko: Jesse McCartney is gay.

Katara: He is not gay!! You are!
*Water bends soup at Zuko* *Gets up and leave* I've had it! He is the most unbelievable jerk I have ever dated!! *Gets up and leave*

*Cameras follow her to Jet's house*

Katara: Jet??

??: ...

Katara: What tha?...

*Catches Ty Lee and Jet making out*

Katara: YOU ASS HOLE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!! AND WHO THA FUCK IS SHE?! *Points At TyLee*

TyLee: WHO AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?!!!

Katara: I KNO U JUST DIDN'T COME UP IN MY HOUSE AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM!!

TyLee: Please hunny, we've been seeing each other for four months!

Katara: WHAT?!! GET OUT! *turns on Jet*

Jet: Uh.. Let me explain.... *sweat*

Katara: EXPLAIN?! EXPLAIN?! EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU HAFF THIS SLUT UP IN MY HOUSE AND NOT TO MENTION I PAY THA RENT AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING?!!

TyLee: *sneaks out of the house*

Jet: I...

Katara: *Waterbends at Jet making him freeze (again)* *walks out house pissed*

Katara: *realizes camera men*
WHO THA HELL ARE YOU?!

Camera men: AHHHHHH!!!!! *runs*

*Footage over*

host: so i see tha date didn't go so well and when you got home.

Katara: *gets out of seat* YEAH! because of that SLUT over there!!!

TyLee: *Gets out of chair* OH NO U DIDN'T!

Katara: OH YES I DID IT!!

Katara/TyLee: *Gets into fight*

Guys in audience: *wolf whistle*

host: Gawd.... I'll never get this interview done.. -_-;

Jet: This was worse than Azula and Mai. -_-;

Katara: *A.K.A. on top of TyLee bout to knock her lights out*

TyLee/Katara: *looks over*

TyLee: did he just say what i think he just said?

Katara: There were other girls besides me?

TyLee: You cheated on me with me enemy, and my best friends?!

host: i knew there was something up with that guy!

Katara: *pissed*

Jet: Katara believe me I....

Katara: Shut up!

host: Puts on Shut up.
Shut up! Just Shut UP! Shut Up! (very old song! ^_^)

TyLee/Katara: *double teams Jet*

Jet: AHHHH! *runs*

TyLee/Katara: JET GET BACK HERE!!! *runs out of studio.

host: -_-; um.... i guess this wasn't all of that much of a interview. oh well! ^_^ INTERVIEW OUT!